The Abomitables

wut up people? not much here just at brennas house. i ate to much so my stomach decided to let some food off the top. it was the first time i threw up for about 4 years i think. just wanted all of u to know that. :) right now im enjoying my knife and a bottle of water. the knife is pretty tasty. and now some things out of the book "uncle johns supremely satisfying bathroom reader"
*detour sign in japan- stop: drive sideways
*at a belgrade hotel: restauroom open daily
*outside an athens shop: park one hour. later dick dock goes the money clock
*at a seoul hotel desk: choose twin bed or marriage size; we regret no king kong size
*in a chinese menu: cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce
*on packaging for a kitchen knife in korea: warning: keep out of children
these are meaningful to me or just plain funny.
new housing for elderly not dead yet
greeks fine hookers
federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
county wants money for taking dump
connie tied nude policeman testifies
body search reveals $4000 in crack
animal facts :
the worlds longest earthworm found in only one part of austrailia can grow up to 12 ft long and is as thick as a soda can, potbellied sloths sleep 20 hours a day and r in danger of extinction because mating takes too much energy,robins become drunkafter eating holly berries and often fall off power lines, a woodpeckers beak moves at a speed of 100 mph, and in new york hunters killed 83204 deer and 7 fellow hunters in 1977

canadian words
shit-disturber- one who likes to create trouble
two-four- a case of beer
bazoo- old rusted car
fuddle-duddle- euphemism for "go to hell"
keener- eager beaver
the Can- canada
schmuck- to be flattened
bite moose- go away
garburator- garbage disposal unit
wobbly pop- alcohol
keep yer stick on the ice- pay attention
skookum- big and powerful
if u can spit a watermellon seed 70 ft ur in the world record range
idiotville, oregon knockemstiff, ohio monkey's eyebrow, kentucky satans kingdom, vermont toad suck, arkansas

posted by riha @ 2:14 AM 0 comments

riha here just making sure u know that only u can prevent overflowing toilets

posted by riha @ 7:43 PM 0 comments

nice one there jennifer. im somking life right now and maybe some natural herbs. thats a funny word herbs. well got to go to works soon. thats what im doing for my spring break, not a day off yet so enjoy doind nothing.
riha

posted by riha @ 12:09 PM 0 comments

haha im back again. its time for rihas words of wisdom. o wait im not the great wise one but here we go. when someone blows smoke away from the fire to get it going, the smoke goes away. what a no brainer. kinda stupid buts its like my life story. its like death inside a coffin interviewing worms. life is a beach, its not good to get sand down ur shorts. and for those who want to know im going to type whatever comes to mind in the next few mins but dont worry my mind isnt that quick. go the extra mile, its never crowded. listen to ur enemies, they tell u ur faults. im blind. i live in my own little world, but its ok, they know me here. and for the last... how long a minute is, depends on what side off the bathroom door ur on. get more out of life w/ depends. :) hehe.

i think that is it unless i hit another bordom streak.
streaky. streaking around the house. yucky.

riha

posted by riha @ 7:49 PM 0 comments

nice mini. thank god its finally spring break. hey if someone cut my head i scould find it because i would be dead. never under-estamate the power of stupid in large groups. im the big weiner. :) the voices are talking to me. im going to hurt myself now because i can and there isnt much u can do about it. i love pain. so sleepy. i got 5 hours and then had to get up at 7 so i could go to work and so far thats all i did on my spring break besides going to the battle of the bands. it was ok but i could have had more fun elsewheres. y cant the ground melt its taking so long i want the grass to grow so i can put the tramp. up. im going insane but i like it this way to its fun talking about nothing when theres nothing to do. o yeah i got to wash the cars and then i was laughted at because people dont see the beauty in the bronco. its my truck and i love it so the world can kiss my ass. and the thing that was the most fun so far is that i got a high score on the pinball game that has sound but no music. i think i need another moment of scilence for the shity day.
















take an extra long one for i am riha the almighty and i can do it because i feel like it so there. have fun all and remember only u can prevent overflowing toilets.

riha

posted by riha @ 5:25 PM 0 comments

wut up pee holes? shit of course! yeah i think i heard my friends name. i cant find a song and its making me go insane. but its like im not already. life sucks then u die. foam is funnnnnnnnn. yes it is and also going around school blind. it sucks when u hit an ugly person but it is extra special if its someone u like. hehe. i wish i could have experiences like that. and now a moment of silence for all the people who r having a shity day.









wow that was wonderful. got my mind cleared but ill never be ready to go. except for be so g nite all and see most of u around prison.

riha

posted by riha @ 9:59 PM 0 comments

Can't wait Marge. Hello everyone. Blonde marge is back and I think that's great

Good Night

And yes People Suck.

posted by Unknown @ 1:02 PM 0 comments

Hi margies
By Marges
I have nothing to write but hi.

posted by Unknown @ 4:03 PM 0 comments

good for u maxi. i saw u today! god i love going to school it just makes my day complete. any suggestions for staying awake in g's class pass them on. on the other hand it is nice to get the sleep. and holy shit theres a big spider that just appeared. im not scared of them but it is some what frightening when they just appear right there like they were just on u a min ago. remember that u eat 1 or 2 a night 3 if u live in the basement :) just like the cockroach legs in the cookies at school. eat up. ¿*..*?
peace out

riha

posted by riha @ 9:20 PM 0 comments

Hey marge's, what's up. Today has been just a peachy day. I've been productive and i did my chemistry homework. It was depressing. but oh well.
Good night
Rest in Peace
R.I.P
Ryan

posted by Unknown @ 12:19 PM 0 comments