The Abomitables

wut up people? not much here just at brennas house. i ate to much so my stomach decided to let some food off the top. it was the first time i threw up for about 4 years i think. just wanted all of u to know that. :) right now im enjoying my knife and a bottle of water. the knife is pretty tasty. and now some things out of the book "uncle johns supremely satisfying bathroom reader"
*detour sign in japan- stop: drive sideways
*at a belgrade hotel: restauroom open daily
*outside an athens shop: park one hour. later dick dock goes the money clock
*at a seoul hotel desk: choose twin bed or marriage size; we regret no king kong size
*in a chinese menu: cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce
*on packaging for a kitchen knife in korea: warning: keep out of children
these are meaningful to me or just plain funny.
new housing for elderly not dead yet
greeks fine hookers
federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
county wants money for taking dump
connie tied nude policeman testifies
body search reveals $4000 in crack
animal facts :
the worlds longest earthworm found in only one part of austrailia can grow up to 12 ft long and is as thick as a soda can, potbellied sloths sleep 20 hours a day and r in danger of extinction because mating takes too much energy,robins become drunkafter eating holly berries and often fall off power lines, a woodpeckers beak moves at a speed of 100 mph, and in new york hunters killed 83204 deer and 7 fellow hunters in 1977

canadian words
shit-disturber- one who likes to create trouble
two-four- a case of beer
bazoo- old rusted car
fuddle-duddle- euphemism for "go to hell"
keener- eager beaver
the Can- canada
schmuck- to be flattened
bite moose- go away
garburator- garbage disposal unit
wobbly pop- alcohol
keep yer stick on the ice- pay attention
skookum- big and powerful
if u can spit a watermellon seed 70 ft ur in the world record range
idiotville, oregon knockemstiff, ohio monkey's eyebrow, kentucky satans kingdom, vermont toad suck, arkansas

posted by riha @ 2:14 AM